good thing my car doesnt go that fast when its in neutral...
so yesterday we all headed to france - bersee, france, to be exact - for the 60th running of the Pevele circuit race. This is a race in a small town with the usual cathedral, cafe, bar scenario in a really pretty area of France - there was even a hill close by to town! crazy, huh? in any case, we pre-rode the course before the race - which had 2 sections of pave' (cobblestones...) - and one of them is famous for its role in a certain race called "paris-roubaix." ring a bell? the first section was after a long wide open stretch - think 2 or 3 lane highway with a cross wind from the left...and then a sharp left turn into a narrow one-lane driveway type road made out of cobbles. add to that the fact that the only safe place to ride on that road is about the width of a narrow sidewalk, and only in the exact middle of the cobbles - and you have an interesting fight to see who can make it there first. the original plan was that there would be a 4 km lead-in to the cobbles...but when race organizers realized thi would be total chaos, they decided to tire us out a bit by adding a smaller neutral lap so we had about 11 km into them. good idea, right?
wrong.
the french i guess arent known for putting on an exactly reliable race or race schedule, save the tour de france (and maybe even not there??) so we got the start line - the last ones there to make sure we could back onto the front line with good position - only to find we had to wait literally about 10 or more minutes. and i cant understand a word of french, so im clipped in, with one foot on its toes, waiting for everyone to start moving without me understanding the world "go" in a nother language. well, i did finally hear "allez" and that sounded familiar, so i clipped in and got going for the "neutral" start. I knew it was a good idea to hold position for the neutral lap, as there would still be a fight for the cobbles once we got there. I stayed near the front, as was advised by our team director bernard, and followed the race car taking a left...which was literally going about 50 km an hour...right...neutral. all of a sudden, everyone slammed on their brakes and i almost went down. well...turns out the car took a wrong turn "TURN AROUND!" was yelled in a few different languages, and by the time i wormed my way out of follow vehicles coming right for me, and other racers cutting me off, i found myself off the back, wheezing, hammering as hard as i could to catch the main group - which i was badly dropped from...on a neutral lap. i saw them up the road, stretched out single file. i made it to the cobbles just behind them, since everyone came to a dead stop before getting on them due to teh crazy amounts of funnelling on that narrow road - and kept hammering away on the cobbles. partway through them i thought "wait a sec...we arent even supposed to be doing cobbles yet..." the neutral lap was supposed to skip the cobbled section, and start us under a banner a bit before the actual finish line. somehow the race commissaires screwed up, or a bunch of cyclists just decided - 'we're hammering...and youre not telling us which way to go again." so there i was, in the red, on the cobbles, and i almost slipped and fell trying to move up the right in the mud - lesson learned - the only place to ride those things really is the middle, cuz it slopes down on both angles. my hands seriously cramped shut, it hurt to open them again, and i found myself wondering how the pros ride 50+ km of this crap in paris roubaix...then ride about 200 more km in addition. seriously - thats insane. i really cant explain how hard they were. in any case, got off the cobbles, in the red, letting tiny gaps open, and tried to close before the sharp left onto the 2nd 400 meter section of cobbles. well everyone slowed to a dead start here too, because the start of that turn on the inside line was about a foot deep of soft dirt, sand, and gravel. made it back on, got dropped again, and when i looked up the road and saw that the group i was chasing onto was a CHASE group and not the actual peleton, i sat up. i hoped bernard was right in telling us they would stop the group again at the actual "depart." in the US after a neutral start the car just drives away and the race begins. here...they start the race. then stop the race at a different start line. well, they did do this, and i literally ran on someones front lawn to get better position. first time ive ever started a race at a 45 degree angle to the rest of the peloton. i hopped the curb, and the race was off for real this time. (as if it wasnt off for real the first time). noticed a bunch of riders joining the pack from side alleyways and roads - sneaky smart guys - one of my teammates kept asking if anyone knew a short cut to get to the actual start. so - here we go again, right? hammer to get near the front and stay there. well it was more of the same as last week - as i kept getting swarmed on both sides, no matter how many elbows i threw. i kept looking for a spot to move up wrecklessly - a side walk, grass, an alley way - ANYTHING - i didnt care about the wind - but i couldnt find it. by the time we hit the wide road before the cobbles, i was sprinting up the left - and really not making any progress at all. i slammed on the brakes behind about 100 other riders before the turn, and we all funnelled in. by the time i started the cobbles - i looked up the road and saw the group stretched out over about 500 meters. this was the first lap! cmon! i pedalled as hard as i could on the cobbles, but by the end still had a gap in front of me from one guy, and couldnt close it. i was spent. i rode a bit more by myself before i called it a training day and just kept riding. im hoping the bad day simply has to do with a combination of things - intervals 2 days before the race that i was exhausted after, stress, etc, etc. nothing that cant be cured, right? in any case, defintely frustrating to get dropped in the first lap...and a pre-lap...of a race - but i just didnt have it on this day. i was anxious to learn, but my body just wasnt there for it.
in any case, did a short ride today to spin out the legs and saw jus tanother example of bike culture here in belgium - group rides. this was seriously insane. imagine our biggest races - and add to that. seriously. i rode back through hertsberge and saw a group ride with a follow car, ALL in the same kit - old guys - and there were still other guys in town - bikes leaned up against eachother about 5 deep. i couldnt believe it. pretty cool stuff.
in any case, thanks for reading guys. hope the roads are smooth for ya!
wrong.
the french i guess arent known for putting on an exactly reliable race or race schedule, save the tour de france (and maybe even not there??) so we got the start line - the last ones there to make sure we could back onto the front line with good position - only to find we had to wait literally about 10 or more minutes. and i cant understand a word of french, so im clipped in, with one foot on its toes, waiting for everyone to start moving without me understanding the world "go" in a nother language. well, i did finally hear "allez" and that sounded familiar, so i clipped in and got going for the "neutral" start. I knew it was a good idea to hold position for the neutral lap, as there would still be a fight for the cobbles once we got there. I stayed near the front, as was advised by our team director bernard, and followed the race car taking a left...which was literally going about 50 km an hour...right...neutral. all of a sudden, everyone slammed on their brakes and i almost went down. well...turns out the car took a wrong turn "TURN AROUND!" was yelled in a few different languages, and by the time i wormed my way out of follow vehicles coming right for me, and other racers cutting me off, i found myself off the back, wheezing, hammering as hard as i could to catch the main group - which i was badly dropped from...on a neutral lap. i saw them up the road, stretched out single file. i made it to the cobbles just behind them, since everyone came to a dead stop before getting on them due to teh crazy amounts of funnelling on that narrow road - and kept hammering away on the cobbles. partway through them i thought "wait a sec...we arent even supposed to be doing cobbles yet..." the neutral lap was supposed to skip the cobbled section, and start us under a banner a bit before the actual finish line. somehow the race commissaires screwed up, or a bunch of cyclists just decided - 'we're hammering...and youre not telling us which way to go again." so there i was, in the red, on the cobbles, and i almost slipped and fell trying to move up the right in the mud - lesson learned - the only place to ride those things really is the middle, cuz it slopes down on both angles. my hands seriously cramped shut, it hurt to open them again, and i found myself wondering how the pros ride 50+ km of this crap in paris roubaix...then ride about 200 more km in addition. seriously - thats insane. i really cant explain how hard they were. in any case, got off the cobbles, in the red, letting tiny gaps open, and tried to close before the sharp left onto the 2nd 400 meter section of cobbles. well everyone slowed to a dead start here too, because the start of that turn on the inside line was about a foot deep of soft dirt, sand, and gravel. made it back on, got dropped again, and when i looked up the road and saw that the group i was chasing onto was a CHASE group and not the actual peleton, i sat up. i hoped bernard was right in telling us they would stop the group again at the actual "depart." in the US after a neutral start the car just drives away and the race begins. here...they start the race. then stop the race at a different start line. well, they did do this, and i literally ran on someones front lawn to get better position. first time ive ever started a race at a 45 degree angle to the rest of the peloton. i hopped the curb, and the race was off for real this time. (as if it wasnt off for real the first time). noticed a bunch of riders joining the pack from side alleyways and roads - sneaky smart guys - one of my teammates kept asking if anyone knew a short cut to get to the actual start. so - here we go again, right? hammer to get near the front and stay there. well it was more of the same as last week - as i kept getting swarmed on both sides, no matter how many elbows i threw. i kept looking for a spot to move up wrecklessly - a side walk, grass, an alley way - ANYTHING - i didnt care about the wind - but i couldnt find it. by the time we hit the wide road before the cobbles, i was sprinting up the left - and really not making any progress at all. i slammed on the brakes behind about 100 other riders before the turn, and we all funnelled in. by the time i started the cobbles - i looked up the road and saw the group stretched out over about 500 meters. this was the first lap! cmon! i pedalled as hard as i could on the cobbles, but by the end still had a gap in front of me from one guy, and couldnt close it. i was spent. i rode a bit more by myself before i called it a training day and just kept riding. im hoping the bad day simply has to do with a combination of things - intervals 2 days before the race that i was exhausted after, stress, etc, etc. nothing that cant be cured, right? in any case, defintely frustrating to get dropped in the first lap...and a pre-lap...of a race - but i just didnt have it on this day. i was anxious to learn, but my body just wasnt there for it.
in any case, did a short ride today to spin out the legs and saw jus tanother example of bike culture here in belgium - group rides. this was seriously insane. imagine our biggest races - and add to that. seriously. i rode back through hertsberge and saw a group ride with a follow car, ALL in the same kit - old guys - and there were still other guys in town - bikes leaned up against eachother about 5 deep. i couldnt believe it. pretty cool stuff.
in any case, thanks for reading guys. hope the roads are smooth for ya!
